The Piss Olympics

by Ubetcha

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released April 11, 2017

ubetcha is brian indig and coby chafets in brian's garage

trumpet on tracks 9 and 10 by Mark Poggioli

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Track Name: Obviously, I Shouldn't Be Doing This
Obviously, I should not do this
If I do this, I will not feel good.
Of course, I will do it anyway.

If i should do the thing that I want to, I will hurt.
If it is true that my fun makes a bruise turn purple
Drop in the sink and my brain will now shrink into dirt
Nothing will bring me to stop suffering in circles

Sit down! Shut up!

It's all a waste of time! (Obviously, Obviously)
And it fucks with my mind! (Obviously, Obviously)
Track Name: Always Tired
I can't wait to grow out of punk
As soon as I'm done being young
I'll stop subjecting myself to this hell

I'm always tired
I'm always tired

I can't wait not to go to shows
When I can always stay at home
Where everything's so comforting and soft
No more waiting on that ratty couch
No more getting high and freaking out

I'm always tired!
I'm always tired!
I'm always tired!
No more of this:
Track Name: Caught in the Cloam
I'm kneeling at yr feet
Yr stealing is complete
The parts of me you've taken for the self I'll never meet
But now you're standing still
And testing how I will
Respond when I am weak and tired and alone

You should just go and leave me alone
I can't say no, please leave me alone!

I didn't realize that looking in yr eyes
Could be something I hate as well as what I prize,
but I don't mind- I'm sure that you feel fine
You're gonna be surprised when you are weak and you are tired and alone

You should just go and leave me alone
I can't say no, please leave me alone!
Track Name: Zen Master
I'm a zen, I'm a zen master
I'm the zen, I'm a zen master
I'm the zen, i'm the zen master
Watch me, how I breath!

You've never seen someone meditate like me
All alone, so serene, my body is clean
I transcend the earth. I know what I'm worth.
I am one with the ground and nobody can shake me down cause

I'm a zen, I'm a zen master
I'm the zen, I'm a zen master
I'm the zen, i'm the zen master
Cut from Buddha's teeth!
Watch me, I'm at peace!!

I'm a zen, I'm a zen master
I'm the zen, I'm a zen master
I'm the zen, i'm the zen master!
Track Name: Grinding Hard For Love
Have you seen "The Grinder" starring Fred Savage and Robert Lowe? It's my favorite thing on television, it's my favorite show.
Favorite show! Favorite show! Favorite show! It is my favorite show!

Have you seen the Netflix show called "Love" created by Paul Rust? He's also the main character- if you ain't seen it, it's a must.
Favorite show! Favorite show! Favorite show! It is my favorite show!

This song was written in early 2016- February 24th, if you know what I mean. Please watch the shows so we can talk about them!
Track Name: Every Day I Buy Shit
Every day I buy shit
Really high prices
I buy shit
High prices

Every day I buy shit
Feelin nice, yea
Spendin all my money
Buyin lots of fun things
Track Name: I Need to Borrow $20
Money! I got no motherfuckin money!
I spent my money being stupid as hell,
Can you give me some money? Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo, woo!

Nathan! I need to borrow twenty dollars!
I spent it all on marijuanas, and now I need to get a sandwich! Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo!

I got no motherfuckin' money!

Financially imprudent! Financially imprudent! Financially imprudent! Financially Imprudent! FINANCIALLY IMPRUDENT!
Track Name: Stone Cold (Feeling Good)
I've been confused by my own emotions, so I'm not gonna feel them!
I'm gonna be a stoic man who doesn't need affection, attention, emotional protection- when I'm depressed, I'll just bury it inside my chest, and I'll be

Stone cold! Alone! No need for me to even own a phone!
I'll hold control over myself and I'll be stone

Colder than a river filled with frozen boulders-
Covered in the snow I shed from, my skin falls from my shoulders
and my feelings are so useless, boring, and obtrusive
My excuse is I'm Jewish, but do it make me a doofus? I knew it!

I won't get choked by a feeling sticking in my throat
Won't show- swallow and live my life stone cold!!!

...Warming up a bit now, I don't feel so bad! Sorry 'bout the negativity I had. I went to therapy and now I feel alright, and all I wanna do is rock and roll all night, FEELING GOOD!

FEELING GOOD! FEELING GOOD! LIKE I KNEW I WOULD!!

FEELING GOOD! FEELING GOOD! OH, YEA!!! FEELING GOOD!!!
Track Name: The End of That!
I was looking at a picture of a woman in a magazine when I saw you in the corner of my vision, and it felt like I had been hit by a ton of very very heavy bricks and I wondered who you were and I felt magnetized to you, oh baby.

You, oh yeah. Oh you, oh yeah. Now I'm waiting around for someone, now I'm waiting around for someone and it's you.

I was looking for you on the internet and having little luck, but finally I saw you in the background of a profile pic of one of my acquaintances on instagram, but I don't really know her so I cross-referenced with facebook, now i'm getting kind of

Close to you! Oh, yeah, to you! Now I'm falling in love with your photo. Now I'm falling in love with your photo. It's of you and a guy that I don't know, and his muscles explode in his polo (oh no!)

And that's the end of that! And of this, and that!
Track Name: My Name Is
My name's a man named me, I was born five hundred feet below the earth under a sea that you've never heard of previously. I'm since moved out into a tree, nature obeys all my decrees. I'm gentle as the summer breeze, which is controlled by me.

Now listen to the rain, i'm pissin'.
I'm the world you live in.
I'm the girl you're kissin'!
My name's a man named me.

Look out! I am at your cook out!
Memories you shook out, I am me alone and you and also dogs!

I am every dog.
Every dog is me.